[Good morning Smash Academy? Or is it evening? This little Abra doesn't know because she's fast asleep. How exactly did she get there anyway? Well, that's not the point ( Read more... )

Why, there's someone spray-painting a large, messily written 'R' on the front of the main school building!

STOP THAT MISCREANT! TELL HIM THE ERROR OF HIS WAYS! SOCK HIM IN THE FACE?

Oh me! Oh my! Oh dear! I understand that the children of this poor school have recently had to suffer through terrible, terrible nightmares! How dreadful! How utterly awful!

Especially because I had to taste every last one of them.

Anyhow, we simply cannot allow this to happen again, can we? No, I'd quite say not! I don't wish to starve again. So ( Read more... )